|drinksonmysettee said: ally u would be a boss ass gryphon. a ferocious eagle/lion mix tearing apart her enemies like the patriarchal society they represent|
iM CRYING ALL IVE WVEr WAnTEDTO BE THANK U :’)))
today i saw a really beautiful woman with hair a little longer than mine but with the side shaved off. so naturally i worked up the courage to tell her i loved her hair and she replied that she loved mine as well to which i literally could not stop smiling at. my dad (naturally) was being a dick and making fun of both me and her which of course ruined my otherwise great mood. the lady’s husband walked by me a couple minutes later and i waved and smiled a little. i continued to play on my phone when all of the sudden i heard someone above me say “my name is laura” and it was cute lady and i started blushing like mad and it turns out cute lady is a barber!!!! she handed me her card and started talking about her job and where she went to college and she encouraged me to stay in school and said that i was very unique and her husband and her couldn’t stop talking about how cute I was and she was talking about how the social aspects of school would get easier and my mom butt in and was like yeah i always tell her that!!! and laura started talking about how it made her really upset when boys called girls the b word (she actually said “the b word” omg) and my mom was like ally hates that word so much and laura said she hates it so much too and she talked about how defensive she was of other girls and my mom said that I would go into battle for other girls and I was v protective of them and that made laura really happy (and on a side note, i noticed she had a little tattoo of a razor blade on her neck which i adored) and she said that being a dirty old man is more of an insult than anything else and i could not stop laughing bc it’s true and she wouldn’t stop complimenting me and saying i was special and then she told my mom that she was a great mom and said goodbye and by the end of this whole thing my face was burning and i could not stop smiling even when my dad made fun of her and me and this whole time I’m thinking “what did I do to deserve this? She doesn’t even know me!!” but I didn’t care because that was honestly one of the best moments of my life and jesus this islong but I just wanted to share this with someone
|Anonymous said: Either a mermaid, a robot, or a waterproof robotic mermaid|
YES 2 ALL
|Anonymous said: naga|
like a snake person?? damn i don’t think I’m cool enough to be a snake lady!!!!!!